TY - BOOK AU - Stibbe,Nina TI - An almost perfect Christmas SN - 9780241309827 (hbk.) : AV - PN6231.C36 U1 - 394.2663 STI 23 PY - 2017/// CY - UK PB - Viking KW - Christmas KW - Humor KW - Christmas cooking KW - Customs and Folklore KW - eflch KW - ukslc N2 - 'My mother is not a foodie. But for as long as I can remember, once a year, she becomes possessed of a profound and desperate need to serve up a perfect roast turkey. Faced with a walk into the village though, she might think 'oh, f*** it' and decide to get a frozen one from Bejams on the 23rd and leave it to defrost in the downstairs toilet for not quite 48 hours.' From perennially dry turkeys to Christmas pudding fires, from the round robin code of conduct to the risks and rewards of re-gifting, this book is an ode to the joy and insanity of the most wonderful time of the year ER -